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Hello. I am Alan. This is my blog // Tumblr.
I take photographs and make things.
Say hi. Enjoy!

July 10th, 2014 | | |

I made grapefruit//mint//stevia ice pops yesterday.

The grapefruits were from a tree in the backyard and another two blocks away. Mint and stevia were also from the backyard. The sticks came from Amazon (not the Amazon rainforest).

July 4th, 2014 | | |

Instagram removed this image, because the word nude.

Nude is the term for a body lacking clothing, because bodies have clothing and if you remove them then you are naked. Language is weird.

Can someone explain the difference between a body and a nude body?

July 4th, 2014 | | |

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men [sic] are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

In honor of those celebrating independence and to those still fighting for their own, I have listed a triptych of me eating a burrito in San Francisco. It is a 11x17 print available in a limited edition of 11 for only $11 in my Etsy store. [To illuminati people: 7+4=11 1+1=2 (U should $ 2)]

Also, Be Healthy, Yeah the zine Vol. One is no longer $11, but a steal of a deal [like free* from great marketing capitalists] of only $5. Stickers are only $1 with free* shipping when you buy something else. Capitalism!

This has been an announcement and study of BOLD, italics, and strikethrough. Thank you. <3 ALAN

July 4th, 2014 | | |
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July 3rd, 2014 | | |

Lake Pillsbury family vacation

July 3rd, 2014 | | |
July 3rd, 2014 | | |
July 2nd, 2014 | | |

Anyone use Adorama to print?

Do you want me to use your e-mail as a referral, so you and I get $5?

Matte or gloss?

Anywhere better for 11x17” prints?

July 2nd, 2014 | | |

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