Bodies are thawing, flowers are blooming, and I am moving.
To celebrate like 2 or 3 of those things, you can now buy a t-shirt or 12 that I made with fruit and vegetable themes! (If you ever see me wearing one and ask to have it, I probably will take it off and give it to you, but then you are stuck with a large sized t-shirt that is probably dirty and then I will have excuse to be topless.) They come with stubby sleeves that are pretty useless, but you can cut those off… or fringe them and add beads.
Anyway, here is a special link to get free shipping and $5 off, which makes them only like $17 (Maybe someday I will buy enough to sell them directly and charge $30, like a normal human being, but whatever.): http://society6.com/alanrules?promo=781da3
[offer ends midnight on April 13th of 2014, you have been warned]
TLDR: Be Healthy, Yeah t-shirts $17 if you click on the link.