
BE AWESOME Bake Sale this Sunday, February 28th. It will occur at 1 PM in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn around Atlantic Ave and Court St.
I have invited Andrew W.K. to come join in the fun; retweet this [NSFW for people afraid of looking at speedos at work, if you want to retweet a SFW version go to @BEAWESOME_ and retweet the post about inviting him] and tell him to come too! Thanks!
See you then! BE AWESOME!
Posted: February 24th, 2010
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As a kid, I was taught that you did not have to listen to peer pressure. Popularity and being cool was not what life was about. Later in life, there was an attempt to pressure me into staying in school to be cool. However, due to the former lesson in life I was able to reject this pressure. I dropped out of school and stopped any attempt to be cool.
I was not the only person to see through this pressure. I have a friend from high school who did not stay in school to be cool. He is now traveling the world. He is in a band, Set Your Goals and they covered Lady Gaga’s ‘Just Dance’ on kazoos. I think this is cool (however, I understand that me dropping out of school means I have no say in what cool is).
In short, all I want to say is BE YOURSELF! If you are not, I will come to your house and make fun of your for not being cool.
Posted: February 15th, 2010
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I held a contest for the release of my book, “The Rules To Life“, which I asked readers to submit reviews of the book. The prize was a signed handmade limited edition version of “The Rules To Life”.
I am happy to announce the winners: Tom Roe and Steve Simmons.
Congratulations and thank you for the reviews! I will be shipping those books out as soon.
You can download the .pdf file for free or purchase a signed handmade limited edition: The Rules To Life.
Posted: February 12th, 2010
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Dear Internet,
I heard you like cats and NSFW stuff. I present to you NSFW Cat.

(photo credit: Hannibal Peonaru) http://www.flickr.com/photos/poenaru/ / CC BY-SA 2.0
Posted: February 8th, 2010
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Today, I am saying hi to strangers in the subway and giving them free rides on the subway!
Say Hi -> Free Ride
Say Hi!
Posted: January 29th, 2010
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Today, I launched a new project into the world. It is called BE AWESOME.
Posted: January 22nd, 2010
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i host chili night, a dinner and movie party, every monday night.
it now has a blog: chilinight.alanrules.com.
Posted: January 14th, 2010
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alan rules or: how i learned i was a hipster and still loved myself
who is a hipster?
“you are a hipster,” a close acquaintance said to me.
what is a hipster?
a word people call other people.
why be a hipster?
i would love to go through my past and explain why i am who i am, but it will not change that i am.
if i am a hipster, so be it. i still love myself.
Posted: January 13th, 2010
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my new book THE RULES TO LIFE is available!
download the pdf, read it, review it, and
buy an autographed limited edition handmade version!

there is a review contest going on right now to win an autographed limited edition.
let me know what you think.
be awesome!
Posted: January 11th, 2010
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