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June 18th, 2013 | permalink

Anonymous asked: I read "WANT TO HAVE SOME AWESOME TITS IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA?". Works too I guess but I should go to bed I think.

TIMES/TITS either works, but if you are mixing those things up, then you probably should get that brain rested.

June 18th, 2013 | permalink

IT’S VACATION TIME!
[Note: I sometimes get very animated.]

June 17th, 2013 | permalink

Facebook Made Me Do It

We have become one another’s virtual enablers.

How about this news: I was mentioned in the news. The New York Times news.

It happened because I posted this picture on Instagram. It was taken of me by my friend Sam, after she gave me a present from Miami…

Now, I agree with the article on most levels by this Instagram creeper looking at my butt on the webs [<3 you Jenna!]. However, this photograph of myself was not just a random act of glutes to get some Internet fame high. In fact, it perplexes me that something like this would get so many likes and positive comments and then be mentioned in a news article.

This picture was just somethings that sometimes happens when you are not your typical person with a penis. Let me just say, I have worn swimsuits for over twenty years that show my thighs. My usual swimsuit, in fact, usually shows my entire leg. I only wear anything at all because I will get arrested or beaten up or maybe even both if I did not; so I just wear as little as possible without these consequences. [If you have never worn nothing in the water, you must do so immediately, but find a safe place! (Do you take showers or baths with clothes on?)] In fact, wearing a swimsuit that did not cover my legs (but covered my butt) has resulted in batteries being hurled at me.

This is why this positive outcome perplexes me and was not done as something that I expected would be received as well:

cover buttocks = physical battery
expose buttocks = get <3 online

I was not thinking about some sort of <3 count on my Instagram feed, but more of being myself and exposing that self in a safer way than situations that sometimes lead to physical attacks. Hoping that by slowly pushing boundaries I would be able to peel off extra layers built around me that I know are excessive and strip away the abuse.

All I want to say is that I am going to continue to live my life as myself. I will continue pushing myself out into the world, even if sometimes people are going to waste energy throwing terrible things at me. But if some people want to positively reinforce what I am doing instead of trying to harm me, then I will celebrate and do a butt shaking dance.

June 17th, 2013 | permalink

amyxannette:

“Amy as Alan” by @alanrules

I sometimes wonder what I would look like if I had bigger breasts (and no penis).

reblogged from: amyxannette

June 14th, 2013 | permalink

Late night brainwaves moving.

I updated my about section, so if you want to know stuff about me you can go read it.

I really want to shoot a lot this summer while it is nice and warm outside. I leave for California on Tuesday (the 18th) for an unknown amount of time (at least two weeks [family vacation]). If you live in Northern California, then let’s shoot (BE HEALTHY, YEAH). If you live somewhere else, let me know and maybe I will become a traveling bum and come see you. It is easy to contact me.

If you live in New York, I will be back! I just don’t have a return flight…

June 13th, 2013 | permalink

BIT BY ZEUS posted about my Exposing Sandy project. I sent them some photos from the floor of the truck. They posted a few and wrote a few words. Here is one teaser from the post: